Hammers 1st XV winning run comes to an end

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A surprisingly dry afternoon at HQ was the venue for this weekend’s fixture against Amersham & Chiltern- A rivalry that stretches back…to one pre-season fixture, but to some, a lifetime. With both sides bringing along plenty of support, it was sure to be a feisty affair- No love lost between this author and his former team, as he had been constantly reminded in the build-up.

Hammers started brightly, controlling much of the possession but struggling to break down the well-set Chiltern defence. A clearing kick from Hammersmith, let down by a lack of chase gave Chiltern’s winger to chance to sneak through a gap and side-step his way under the sticks to open the scoring, converted by centre Noah Jarvis. 0-7 to the visitors.

The next 20 minutes were fought primarily in the centre of the field with a series of lineouts and scrums for both teams- neither of whom were able to make good use of their possession. A turnover outside the Hammers 22 allowed Chiltern to move the ball wide for their centre to dive in for a score in the corner. The conversion was missed….. 12-0. Hammers struck back quickly with an aggressive kick return from debutant Josh allowing quick ball to be sent wide for Joe Carolan to scythe through the Chiltern defence, step the full back and touch down under the posts. Death, taxes and a Joe Carolan try, indeed. 12-7, Half-Time.

Hammers knew a fast start would be integral to build a comeback against a Chiltern team well-up for the fight, but unfortunately, an early scrum gave Chiltern the opportunity to execute an overlap and once again score in the corner, with the conversion missed. Chiltern 17-7.

With time ebbing away, Hammers knew they would need to throw caution to the wind in order to score some points- A turnover in midfield allowed another opportunity for Hammers to send the ball through the hands, allowing Joe to make a half break and send Tim Russell in to the corner, converted from the corner by Carolan. 17-14. With their tails up, Hammers found themselves on the Chiltern line just minutes later and with the Chiltern players offside and a penalty advantage, a floated pass from Dugdale allowed Josh Smith to step the Chiltern Winger inside out and score- A goose step The Rugby Guy would be proud of.

With the conversion missed, Hammers led Chiltern by 2 points heading in to the final 10 minutes, knowing that a bonus point was on offer, as well as a win. An opportunity at a long-range penalty was turned down, in favour of a lineout and a tantalising driving mail.  Unfortunately, the story of Hammers day – missed opportunities crossed with failed execution – was played again, with the inexplicably was then turned over- A moment that would come back to haunt Hammers as, with 2 minutes on the clock, Chiltern won a penalty on Hammers’ 10 metre line, allowing their long-range kicker to regain the lead. Despite a late turnover appearing to have regained possession for Hammers with the clock in the red, the referee awarded a penalty to Chiltern, who kicked it dead to win the game 20-19.

A tough loss for Hammers after hauling themselves back into the game, but credit to Chiltern for what surely must be their standout performance of the season. Shoutout to Rogan and Carolan for their 100th and 50th appearances respectively.

All eyes now turn to this weekend’s fixture vs Beaconsfield, with a mouth-watering prospect of a rematch in Amersham on 4th March in the back of many players minds.

2nd XV Mens Enjoy and Destroy!

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A cold, greasy morning met the Hammers 2s as they awoke early for trip to Barnes to scrape their collective knees on the 4G at Rosslyn Park to take on the Bs. Some didn’t make it out of bed however and the usual Saturday morning reshuffle began with lads going up and down the teams like a game of snakes and ladders. This was made more farcical with the opposition announcing they didn’t have a full front row, a proclamation which made the tight 5 say “well what’s the bloody* point of this then” in unison (*the language was far more effervescent as you can imagine from the brains trust but kids might read this), awarding us a 14-0 “lead” to start the game with and then deciding they’d pushed the kick off back a half hour, meaning we may not have gotten back to see Rogan get his 100th cap, without telling us. Infuriating…

Captain Ross Anderson used this to fire up the boys with a rousing pre match speech full of blue face paint and encouraging language meaning the game started with Hammers receiving and putting in some big carries early on. A good set of phases and some intelligent kicking from our Scottish half back pairing, second only to Ali Price and Finn Russell in my eyes, put us in the oppos 22 early on and fly half Sandy Duncan started his man of the match display by orchestrating the team around the park before dancing his way through the defence and under the posts. Max Dugdale duly converted and the Hammers were 7-0 up (we’ll add the silly “forfeit” tries later to avoid confusion, mostly mine) and looking to extend quickly. A Rosslyn Park lineout on their own 5m was pressurised heavily by Adam Stannard leading to a scrambled exit that was excitedly charged down by Hammers with Sandy Duncan almost collecting his second, only for the post to interfere allowing Huwilagi Parks (I’ll stop now) to reap the rewards from a better period of play. Dugdale M converted again and Hammers were feeling relatively happy at 14-0.

The early pressure did not hold however and had the Hammers putting pressure on themselves by playing too loosely allowing Rosslyn Park to pounce on a poor kick and get into the Hammers 22. Some soft tackling and lacklustre defence gave them the foothold they needed and they soon scored leading to a much needed talking to from coach Nugget. Hammers responded and got the pressure back on Rosslyn Park with some intelligent kicking and some lovely work in the wide channels from our very own Honey Badger, Rich Vaughan, on his first game back in long while. With no scrums in their legs the front row were tasked with doing more around the pitch and hooker Ash Mitchell gleefully stepped up and stepped his way through a number of good carries, which even prompted a rare compliment from Nugget, getting us back towards the Rosslyn Park try line before a Hammers scrum gave Number 8 Ainsley Howard the sort of stability that he could only dream of to have a go at the whitewash himself.

A great carry got us close and a slick backs move almost got us in, a loud call from the right wing then followed suggesting an overlap and some lovely take and give passing first from second row Connor Spruz and then tighthead Rob McKeon, bucking his usual trend for passing to the opposition in the wide channels, put George Nellany in for a well worked try. Dugdale on point once again and the lead extended back out to 21-5. Sustaining these periods was however clearly the issue for the day as Hammers let Rosslyn Park back into the game with a very soft try before half time leaving the boys knowing they needed to up their game in the second half.

The second half started well with back rowers Rob Vaughan, also recently returned to join his twin brother on the field of battle, and Will Parker, a morning call up to the side, putting themselves about, making good hits and threatening turnovers parking us in the opposition 22 again. A good lineout move on the left hand side of the pitch set up more pressure on the try line before Dougy Maxwell completed the front row’s earlier task by scoring in the left corner with what he recalled later in the Temperance as a majestic dive but in truth the air time was heavily hampered by the few weeks of honeymooning he’d recently done in America. The additional holiday weight would have been very helpful in the scrums but alas it was not to be. A fantastic touchline conversion from Ben Hatton took the score up to 28-10 and it seemed as though Hammers might finally build some consistency from this point.

This wasn’t the case however and Rosslyn Park clawed their way back into the game with two tries which could have been more if it wasn’t for a great lineout steal from Adam Stannard and some crucial turnovers from Sandy Duncan earning his MOTM award with hard, body on the line defence. The game hit the hour mark heralding the Hammersmith and Fulham debut of Ben Hibberd in the backline and with Hammers needing the turn the tide back in their favour he quickly put his Queensland rugby league experience to good use by running hard lines into, and through, a tired Rosslyn Park defence to give us front foot ball. A period of sustained pressure was interrupted by a head injury, that was fortunately not too bad, but Hammersmith didn’t let up and Rich Vaughan finally crossed over for his well-deserved try and earning himself a whole team group hug. It’s good to have you back mate. The emotion of the moment clearly got to Max as he missed the conversion leaving the score at 33-20 which is where it finished.

Add in the forfeit tries, which I’ll allow the boys to fight over on Instagram, and we won out 47-20 in the end. Someone needed to tell Nugget that as he seemed to suggest afterward that we’d have lost if it wasn’t for those extra two tries. Clearly he’d missed a couple of our tries somewhere, probably whilst remonstrating about the lack of scrums with Ed Wynne on the side line, earning him the DOTD title.

All in all an inconsistent performance with all of us agreeing that we never really got out of 3rd gear and that a significant improvement will be needed if we’re going to get revenge on London New Zealand next week. Hopefully Ben Hatton will remember to use the facilities before the game this time around…

Final Score 47-20

Tries – Sandy Duncan, Huw Parks, George Nellany, Doug Maxwell, Rich Vaughan, 2 forfeit tries

Conversions – Max Dugdale (3/4), Ben Hatton (1/1)

MOTM – Sandy Duncan

DOTD – Nugget for thinking we’d have lost the game without those extra points even though we scored 5 tries to their 4

 

Strong London Sussex get the better of Hammers 3s

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It was a strange, gray and windy day that led London Sussex to get the better of the home team. We knew that the opposing team was well prepared for the match, a well-formed and super close-knit team that has known each other for some time. But even after an excellent kick-off, which saw the two teams battle it out in the center of the field, the visiting team soon went into score with a good series of offloads.  Score would follow score in the period that followed as a fractured Hammers team bedeviled by inconsistent availabilities struggled to defend as a unit.

After about 35 minutes the result was already settled at 0 – 28 for the away team. After a series of Italian dirty-words that sounded like they came from the bench, the home team finally found their physicality and made the opponents understand that something in the match has changed. After a rolling maul and a very rapid series of pick and goes, the home team finally goes in try, halftime 5 – 28.

In the second half that the Hammers understand that physicality was the key to the game. From this point on, the forwards begin to grind scrums and maul as if there were no tomorrow, some say that the opposing tight-head prop is still wondering what was the thrust angle of the Italian prop in front of him. With thelatter in fact received a yellow from the referee after the sixth entry into the ruck from the side.

The fact was that the visiting team were no longer able to play like in the first half, so the home team begins to find more and more interesting openings whilst still struggling to score points. However, the second try arrives just like the first, the referee indicates the lineout, and it is with a maul that the hammers cross for the try for the second time on the gray day.

The match sees the final whistle with a score of 12 – 40, the away team scores the last two tries finding only space on the flanks.

All in all some positives in the performance for the home team which still collects a result that they will be disappointed with.

Hammers look forward for the opportunity to challenge this team again!

Clean air trial affects Hurlingham Park

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New clean air trial goes live in South Fulham

The Council’s new clean air scheme will affect visitors to Hurlingham Park. Here’s what the Council has to say…

 

A pioneering Clean Air Neighbourhood project to improve air quality and local people’s health was extended to all of South Fulham on 1 December.

It follows the successful trial to the east of Wandsworth Bridge Road which has seen 8,000 fewer cars emitting dangerous nitrogen oxide entering the area. Carbon dioxide emissions have reduced by one tonne a day.

The new trial to the west aims to discourage out-of-borough motorists from using residential streets as cut-throughs.

It uses smart technology cameras to reduce pollution and congestion in the streets to the east of Wandsworth Bridge Road.

All residents of the borough with vehicles registered in Hammersmith & Fulham can go through the cameras without penalty.

Visitors can drive to every street in the area and avoid the cameras by entering and leaving via New Kings Road or entering and leaving via Wandsworth Bridge Road. Residents can also give their visitors free access through RingGo or a hotline (see below).

Out-of-borough motorists who go through the cameras will get warning letters for the first few weeks. After then, non-H&F drivers seeking to cut through between Wandsworth Bridge Road and New Kings Road, creating pollution and congestion, will face fines.

Improvements to Wandsworth Bridge Road will also make the air cleaner and the road safer, with safer cycleways, improved crossing and junctions and illuminated 20mph signs.

The trial will last between six and 18 months and residents will be fully consulted as it proceeds. Poor UK air quality causes up to 36,000 deaths a year, equating to 87 deaths in H&F. We aim to clean our air and save lives.

For further information visit https://www.lbhf.gov.uk/articles/news/2022/12/new-clean-air-trial-goes-live-south-fulham#:~:text=reach%20every%20street-,without,-going%20through%20a

The Hammers Vets show the joue!

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Vets Rugby: where prodigious talent meets inconsistent execution.  Where amazing potential meets infrequent availability.  Where sharp minds meet slowing bodies. Where grand plans meet modest implementation. Where parched lips meet post-match beers. And where, on Friday 18th November, Hammers Vets met London Welsh.

With 122 current and former Hammers on the Vets WhatsApp group and months of advance notice, debutant Vets’ captain Ed Clark – keen to get his new reign off to a righteous start – had no doubt hoped to select a team embodying the best of the Golden Age of Hammers Rugby. How could he not, for with this battalion of Hurlingham legends regularly penning insightful analysis as to the shortcomings and strengths of various national sides, surely all would clutch at the chance to put their theories into practice?  Would not a team in same vein as those Twickenham heroes who swept all before them also take the field for this first match of the Vets season?

Alas, the pink slips proved harder to find than a beer in a Qatari football stadium. Justifying why he was unanimously voted in as Vets captain despite a plethora of better-looking candidates however, Ed cajoled, begged, and pleaded with the contacts in his phone like man on Tinder at 2am and pulled together a team that had more promise than a Wasps-era Danny Cipriani.  So confident was Ed in the ability of this team to seamlessly gel together he dispensed with the usual lengthy warm up, and trusted that 9 minutes of stretching, lineouts, touch and two run throughs would be more than adequate for this team of aged heroes to find their grove.

The kick-off whistle revealed a London Welsh that was clearly intimated by this unorthodox approach to match preparation and, in response, had elected to employ the most obvious counter…thumping the beejesus out of the Hammers as though it was a 6 Nations grudge match.  Nevertheless, the energy and heart the boys showed in the soaking up this initial Welsh pressure paid off, the Hammers enjoying an early-offside penalty… which was shanked off the side of a boot for only a 6-meter gain.  Early nerves were evident.

With the throwing-and-jumping duties falling to the Ménage à Trois of Maxime (2), John Mowbray (5) and a resurgent James Smart (6), the Hammers “learn-on-the-job” approach ran into the more polished London Welsh approach to the aerial ballet of the line-out and saw them lose the ball.  Several phases later and under pressure out wide, the Hammers line buckled.  0-5 to the visitors.

Accepting the inevitability of conceding an early try while all were still getting used to each other, the Hammers went straight back at Welsh, with Sly Olutayo (14) putting in a big hit off the kick off and forcing the Welsh to run it out from their 22.  From this point the Welsh doubled down in their physical, direct and not-particularly-wide approach to gaining meters, keeping the ball in close to the ruck or reversing it in a classic stack-and-attack blind side offense.  Determined to knock them back, eventually a too-eager Hammers defence saw the Hammers concede an offside penalty, which Welsh kicked deep and regathered in the ensuing lineout.  Blunting the maul, desperate defence at the ruck saw an eager Richard Hodson (3) cruelly penalised what appeared to be a class jackal that was again mauled by the Welsh, this time to scoring effect.  0-12.

At this point, the Hammers jigsaw started to come together and play with more fluidity and intelligence in the open play.  Eager to keep the ball away from the Welsh forwards, Ed Clark (9) and Felix (10) began to spread the ball wider in attack, regularly finding Rob Hankey (13) and a lurking Steve Harington (7) to probe the soft spots.  Growing in confidence, the Hammers found themselves several times visiting the Welsh 22, frustratingly unable to convert meters or possession into points thanks to an improving-but-still-dysfunctional line-out.  The set piece bleeding turned literal at this point, with stalwart’s Hodson and Mowbray injuring themselves in a collapsed scrum, Mowbray to the point of having to go to veterinary surgery to get a few stitches to his ear.  Other injuries also began to stack up – Larry Furniss showed importance of never missing “shoulder-day”, while Smarty got a cramp, abused a physio who had the nerve to try and help him, and then went off for a wee rest.  With benches emptying, the half-time score was 0 -12.

The break proved a game changer.  Seb Money – fresh from challenging his reflection to a game of Supa 5s – joined the field to replace Hudson in the row, whilst Clarky moved to 10, Felix to 15, and on came Will Finn at 9. Immediately from the restart, pressure from Sly resulted in a Welsh knock on and a Hammers scrum inside the Welsh 22.  This time holding their own in the scrum, Harrington picked from the base, beat the defenders, and scored by the posts.  Clearly concerned at the prospect of there being only 35 minutes left to play and unsure if the Hammers could overcome the mountainous 5-point deficit in that time, Felix disregarded the convenience of using his own kicking-tee and instead advised Clarky that he was 100% sure he would slot what was a drop-kick from in front of the posts…

…which he then shanked, securing his Tin-Man post-match beer.  5-12 Hammers.

London Welsh came back strong and similarly to the first half, played to their strengths.  A series of penalties saw Welsh maul from the corner, and then when that failed to produce points, pick-and-go over the Hammers line despite some valiant defence by Julian Draper (6), Jack Mooney (20), and Ollie Brothwood (12).  5-19 to Welsh, followed by a similar try minutes later, 5-24.

At this point, the game changed. Starting to really gel, the Hammers began to play like the Barbarians, keeping the ball alive and running a tiring Welsh defensive line edge-to-edge.  With Will Finn (9) feeding the ball to coming-around-the-corner forwards, and Clarky able to rely on Rob, Jack and a lose forward unit clearly fitter than Welsh, holes began to open.  Meters were made.  Confidence flowed, to the point where even Steve Harrington disregarded a 4-on-2 overlap and instead decided to chip-and-chase from inside our own 22.  Madness!  Under pressure, the Welsh sought to kick their way out of trouble, only to find “snake-hips’ Felix running back at them holding the ball in one hand like a Fijian 7s player.  A dog-leg defence and lazy tackling allowed the Hammers to pass the ball through the hands and back again for Felix to cross over! 10-24!

London Welsh came back at the Hammers, determined. A yellow card for a Jack Mooney tip tackle saw the boys holding the line with 14 but desperate defence would see them concede no more points. Strips from AB, turnovers from Smarty, ruck inspecting from Seb – heroic stuff. And when we did have the ball, we not only looked dangerous, we were dangerous, culminating in a classic 9 snipe from Will Finn to score from 30 meters out in the dying minutes.  The final score; 15-24.

Retiring the bar, the boys were left to rue what might have been had the pieces come together a little earlier in the game, but there was much promise to take away from the first match of the season.  With the next match now in Feb, all are warned – get the date in the diary, there’s Hammers Rugby to be played!

Man-of-Match: Steve Harrington, for his running, aggression, and because he promised he would never kick again!

Tin-Man: Felix, for his misplaced confidence in his own drop kicking ability!

Hammers 1st XV produce an absolute masterclass!

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And just like that the final whistle blew, Rogan bowed his head, a silence fell among the hammers, for they knew this was the end. A shake of the hand and a pat on the back for Hammer’s stalwart Andrew Rogan, as he signed off with his 99th and final cap for Hammersmith and Fulham.

But first let me take you back to 12:30pm at a warm and sunny London Cornish RFC. The Hammers 1st XV took the short trip down the A3 to the Richardson Evans Memorial Playing Fields. The rugby gods had been good to South West London’s local rivalry, a blue sky, dry pitch, and slight breeze set the scene for a free-flowing game of rugby.

The forwards met in the away changing room, with fresh 21mm studs recently acquired from Amazon, following head coach Mark Jackson’s demands earlier in the week. Equipped with pliers and various tools, the piano pushers got to work, resembling a scene from scrap heap challenge. Once Luke the physio had finished putting Steve John back together, the Hammers took to the field against fourth place Cornish.

The captains met and determined that Cornish would have the honour of starting the match.  The first 5 minutes saw Cornish and Hammers exchange kicks to win the territory battle early on. A high kick to scrum half Ben Dugdale, combined with a good kick chased, saw the 9 under pressure. However, a calm and collected catch, quick ruck speed and intelligent thinking, saw centre Ed Haynes put away Joe Carolan down the blind side for the first try of the game. Conversion missed, 5-0 Hammers.

Solid defence from both Cornish and Hammers, muddled with handling errors resulted in a 10-minute stint of deadlock. Play stopped to see to the injured Hammers second row Pete Clark, who for his defensive efforts, earned himself a broken nose. Resembling an Easter Island statue, Pete took his place among the bench.

Neither team could break down the opposition defence for the following 12 minutes. Pressurised kicks to Hammers full back and Maxime Medard doppelgänger, Marshall McLeod, were dealt with comfortably, as hammers looked to regain territory. It would be Cornish that capitalised next, sustained pressure from the Cornish pack and backline resulted in a penalty just outside of the 22- which the Cornish gladly accepted and kicked for the posts, scoreline 5-3.

Hammers, with a restart deep into the Cornish half, took the ball back early on, soft hands from debutant Will Donegan provided an opportunity for the backs to get on the outside of the defence. Fantastic footballing skills from winger Robbie Murdoch gave Tim Russell a head-to-head sprint with the last defender. The ball popped up perfectly for the pacy winger to cruise in for the second Hammersmith try of the day.

Conversion in front of the post missed, which according to Carolan, is a result of the taping around his standing boot, an excuse which will certainly not hold up in a Jacob Poulton court hearing, taking place later in the season. Scoreline 10-3. The hammers shortly after the restart pounced on the opportunity to shift the ball wide and caught Cornish napping. Slick hands down the right wing, saw McLeod and Russell exchange passes, to run in a try from their own 22.

Alex Spicer, lucky not to see cheese, thought it sensible to trip the Cornish player following their kick chase, one can only assume he was showing off to his girlfriend who had made the trip over from Clapham.

Cornish kept the Fulham boys pinned down in their own half and eventually, were rewarded with a penalty and kicked for the posts in a bid to bring the scoreline closer. Continuous pressure from the Hammers resulted in them awarded a penalty on the halfway, quick thinking from Weaver to shift the ball wide from a tap and go, saw Alex Hart cross the try line for the try bonus point as hammers finished the half.

Early into the second half it would be Steve John who would take the plaudits for another try, an interesting yet effective lineout move saw Dr Steve dive through the air and across the try line. Ricky Drewitt, the in-form hooker, claimed it was his plan all along. Conversion successful.

A signature Carolan intercept try would be the next blow for the Cornish defence, as he skipped in from the halfway. An injured Matt Killeen looking on from the sideline as his leading try tally, overtaken by the leading points scorer in England, conversion successful. Carolan full of confidence would once again add his name to the scoresheet, following a scrum move straight off the training park, to see him gather his own chip and chase and dot down in the corner.

The Hammers will be most pleased with the following try, which arguably was the best of the day. Patient yet direct attack, had Ross Anderson carry hard to the line, some dancing footwork and delightful offload, saw Ed Haynes dot over for his first of the day (click here to watch this try and others on our youtube page).

The following 10 minutes had Cornish pinning Hammers back into their half, a quick reload back down the blind side had the Cornish second row headed for the try line. Tackle of the day contender from Tim Russell to force the ball to be held up over the try line, a massive let off for Hammersmith.

The remainder of the game involved the relentless Cornish looking to break down the Hammersmith defence. Tackles led by John, Proctor and Haynes proved this difficult for the Cornish attack. Slick hands from the Cornish defence resulted in a near try opportunity, but it was the ever-reliable Ed Haynes with the covering tackle, forcing the Cornish player into touch. A safe lineout gathered from the Hammers finished the game resulting in an impressive victory, 46-6 over local rivals.

Hammers finish their 5-game block with maximum points.

Hammers 1st XV women’s make it 3-in-a-row!

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he first fun bus of the season saw us make our way east to Medway. After waiting 8 years for their boys team to clear the changing rooms, we made our way once again to their tiny tiny pitch at the top of the hill as Medway remain terrified of full sized pitches.
It was a scrappy first half with errors from both teams restricting the fluidity of the match. Knock-ons and penalties were shared around as the forwards got to enjoy another scrum heavy game. Hammers quickly started to dominate at the lineout, with Medway’s one jumping option coming under pressure every time, however the opposition’s speed over the ball meant that frequent turnovers frustrated Hammers. The first half arm wrestle ended in a draw with both teams scoreless at half-time.
Medway ill-discipline early in the second half saw the Hammers within five metres of the Medway line. When Hammers earnt another penalty, Chloe Jennings saw the chance for a classic 9 score, taking a quick tap while Medway were in disarray and diving over the try line to put the first points on the board 0-5. Hammers started to dominate scrums, taking control of set-pieces but both teams were frustrated by the lack of free-flowing rugby. Medway tempers then continued to get the better of them when an on pitch disagreement ended with a Medway player seeing red after using Emma’s head for target practice (please see Veo footage for evidence). Even a man down, Medway continued to frustrate Hammers, holding the ball up twice to deny further points. With less than 5 minutes to go Hammers took advantage of turnover ball to exploit space out wide with Ella and Meg making strides towards the Medway line only to be stopped a couple of metres short. Chloe Eggers saw her opportunity to emulate the other Chloe and sniped over the line at close range. Sirri converted from a difficult angle to make it 0-12 at full time. A hard fought win and one that makes it 3 in a row for the 1XV.
Three wins in a row now, we’re keeping our momentum going. We reflected post game that it wasn’t quite the performance we’d have liked but we have three weeks now to get the 1 and 2 percent right before we get to smash Guildford at Hurlingham. We need to use this time to work hard on our intensity and game play so we run out in December ready to smash every team between us and Christmas. We’re an awesome squad – let’s put the hard work in at training these next few weeks to make sure we perform at our best.

Lots of smiles for the women’s 2nd XV

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Going into the 3rd game for Hammers 2s, the goal was clear: points on the board.

NC1 has been every bit of the step up we expected after 2 consecutive seasons of promotion so after back-to-back duck eggs from our first 2 games, coming up against top of the table was always going to be a challenge.

Wasps came out hard and scored first (not converted) but Hammers were awarded a penalty in a decent area and Tara nudged one over for the first points scored for Hammers 2s this season! Wasps scored again but Hammers hit them straight back with a wonderfully worked try; kick up and over from Tara into a nice bit of space, hugeeee chase by Chloe to hit the receiver followed by a brilliant jackal by Jess Sass, which was then scooped up by an energetic Chloe, who scored! First try of the season for Hammers and I couldn’t be prouder.

After that it was a flurry of tries by Wasps and another penalty by Hammers slotted by Tara.

Final score – 11-76 to Wasps, driven by Lucy Ward who played completely out of position and absolutely smashed playing 9 and Kate Phillips, who nailed the forward-of-the-match for incredible tackles and drives.

Each match has seen continuous improvement by the 2s and there is no doubt the wins will start to come this season as we cement our place in NC1!

Lets gooooo!

Hammers 1st XV eventually break down a tough London Irish.

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All the best stories are full of adventure, intrigue and a happy ending; this one is no different. So sit back, relax and let me beguile you with the tale of ‘How Rogan lost his trousers’

The wind howled and the rain raged all morning, but even the heavens submitted as the mighty Hammers arrived at the incredibly expensive looking venue for the afternoon. There was a jovial mood among the league leaders during the warm up; Lineouts were looking sharp, Ollie was slotting kicks and Rogan had successfully paid a drifter to hide his boots. By the time kick off came the Hammers were ready to reassert their authority after a close one the week before.

The first kick didn’t go exactly to plan as the wind carried it straight in to touch. From the scrum back on halfway Irish kicked forward to give Hammers a lineout on their own 22. A good take and set maul saw Hammers march on a good 10m before Dugdale, using some sort of forbidden witchcraft, appeared with ball behind the opposition and set off on a weaving run eventually being stopped in the opposition 22. Great support from Hammers saw another 2 phases before a side entry into the ruck on the opposite wing gave Irish the turnover. An exciting start to the game, but that was all the excitement to be seen for the next 20 minutes or so.

Both sides exchanged some heavy clashes in the midfield with neither side really gaining the upper hand. Strong carries from the Hammers forwards and some excellent crash balls from the hard working Maddigan in the centre put pressure on the Irish defence but unfortunately most plays eventually broke down with a knock on or a forward pass. The period did, however, take a hard toll on the home side who lost their centre and hooker to injury as well as several others picking up knocks.

Late in the half the deadlock was finally about to break. A scrum on the right hand side just outside the opposition 22 was followed by an 8 12 strike move that saw the enigma that is Joe Carolan carve through the line and make light work of the full back to score under the posts. He promptly added the 2 with the conversion.

A good take from the restart and a strong platform from the Hammers forwards allowed the backs to immediately break the line again. Deep In the opposition half Carolan and Dugdale faced a 2 on 1 with the fullback. However, it was now time for Dugdale to pay the price for his use of Witchcraft earlier in the game as an ill-timed glance at the winger meant he couldn’t quite take Carolan’s pass and the opportunity went begging.

A little later a well-placed kick into the corner saw Irish carry the ball over their own line and Hammers had a scrum on the opposition 5. Hammers couldn’t quite get over the line but did win a penalty in front of the posts that Carolan was all too happy to use to add 3 more points to his ever growing tally.

Following the restart, Hammers gave away a penalty trying to play out of their own 22. The Irish kicker was told to go for the sticks but took it slightly too literally and the ball bounced off the upright and straight into the hands of Dugdale. Hammers got just outside the 22 before knocking on again and giving Irish the scrum. A strong scrum from Irish put them on the front foot and as they played wide their centre managed to slip a tackle and go over for the first points for the home team. This time the Irish kicker managed to convert for the extra 2. Half time with the score 10-7 to Hammers.

 

The second half opened with a great take from debutant Zak followed by a clearance from Carolan that took play back up to half way. 2 penalties later and Irish had a lineout on the hammer’s 5. The

maul was well defended but Irish played into the middle of the field, their play eventually ending with a knock on in front of the posts. The Danger wasn’t over for Hammers though as a scrum penalty led to an Irish scrum in the same position. Irish capitalized on this and eventually got over the line during the ensuing pick and goes that followed their scrum. Irish added the 2 and brought the score to 14-10 Irish.

The classic and well deserved angry pep talk under the posts from Jacko saw Hammers fly back up the field immediately after the restart forcing a lineout in the opposition 22. Great pressure from the Hammers forwards forced another line out, this time for Hammers. A well-executed catch and drive saw Spicer fall over the line in the corner. The kick proving just too difficult left the score at 15-14 to Hammers.

Following the restart, Hammers cleared their 22 with an excellent kick chase and some aggressive defending leading to a penalty on the half way line. The kick to the corner was followed by some strong forward carries before the ball was released to the backs who couldn’t quite finish the move and Irish were given a penalty to clear their lines.

Irish, through another penalty, took the ball up to the Hammers 10m line but a superb steal in the lineout put Hammers back in the driving seat. A great carry from Steve John led to a penalty for Hammers who promptly put the ball in the corner. A few phases later Zak was almost decapitated in the tackle and Irish were given a yella card, I can’t spek! Another fantastic catch and drive at the lineout saw Ed Wynne claim the second forward try of the day. Again the kick from the corner proving too much and the score became 20-14 to Hammers.

Another well-handled restart took the ball back up to halfway where eventually Irish won a scrum. Another scrum penalty saw Irish tap and go, carrying up to the 10m line and attempt to play wide. A late tackle on the opposition 10 by Pete Clarke received retaliation form the aforementioned 10 in the form of a school boy classic; the old kick the foot and trip him up while he walks away. Pete of course milked this savage attack with an acting prowess Harty would be proud of, alas to no avail as Irish were promptly awarded a penalty for the late tackle. Irish missed their shot at goal and the game was restated with a 22m dropout.

More strong defence from Hammers resulted in a scrum and a break up the wing via MC ‘Mutton Chops’ Cloud. He made it all the way to the 22 before taking a huge hit from a blade of grass. A quick pick and go from the man with the strongest beard in the club was followed by the most perfectly timed, well executed and glorious offload ever seen to young Dugdale who dived over the line! However the sirens blared as the ‘Anti Joue Police’ called a forward pass.

Irish cleared their lines but another excellent lineout from the Hammers forwards took them back into the 22. Pressure built through several phases of hard forwards carries and eventually led to Josh Smith sneaking over in the corner. This time Carolan managed to get the extras. 27-14 Hammers. The third forward try of the day led a certain Prince Charming and master author to comment how ‘unhammerly’ we were being.

It was Irish’s turn to over kick the restart and Hammers got the scrum back on the centre spot. Hammers kicked into the corner and with a fantastic chase forced the penalty right on the opposition 5m. A textbook Bulls call and a quick joker saw Carolan stroll over for his second of the day. He unfortunately couldn’t convert his own try and the score became 32-14.

Both sets of backs then felt the need for a quick game of kick tennis for the last few minutes, which resulted in a penalty to Hammers. Hammers executed a line out strike move straight off the training

ground but Spicer was stopped just short of the line. A loose pass rolled into to touch and the final whistle blew. 32-14, another 5 point win for Hammers who continue their perfect run at the top of the league.

And if you’re wondering what happened to Rogan’s trousers… well so is he. I can offer you one piece of advice though; never ever trust Dr…Steve..John

Hammers 3rd XV lose it in the last minute

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Saturday 29th October would see Hammers III make the annual pilgrimage up to the Regents Park ‘Hub’, to play Belsize Park III, on a day that would have climate change sceptics struggling for explanations on how the weather was this hot, this late in the year.

Kicking into the sun, an excellent kick off allowed for a good compete in the air, with Hammers coming down with their own kick-off, inside Belsize territory. After 2 phases of play, Centre Harrison Moy found the ball in his hands and danced around a mis-matched Hooker, to score from 30 meters out. Despite the conversion going awry, it was an almost perfect start for Hammersmith and Fulham.

After the opening score, the early exchanges were physical and attritional, with both teams battling hard for the middle third of the pitch. Belsize’s physicality, however started to show, with some strong runners making meters for the home team. Hammer’s defense inside their own 22 was stalwart and kept Belsize scoreless after 30 minutes.

If anything, it was sloppy handling from both teams that held both sides back from putting more points on the scoreboard. Belsize couldn’t seem to catch a cold with the ball and Hammers unwisely chose to try and play from their own territory, rather than kicking for better field placement, dropping the ball a couple of times in the process.

After 35 minutes, with the score still at 5-0, Hammers would turn over a scrum in their own 22 and it was again Centre Harrison Moy, who would beat 4 Belsize players on his way to scoring a solo 80 meter try. The conversion was slotted over by Jake Cheetham, Hammers 12-0 up as we went to half time.

The second half wouldn’t start as quick as the first but more of the same style of play would follow. Some good, hard yards were made in carries by the Hammersmith pack, through forwards Joe Pearce, Will Gibbs as well as backs Adam Crompton and Sam Nursey. But, Belsize would start to turn the screw in the 2nd half, scoring two well worked tries in quick succession, after 50 minutes of play.

With the scores tied at 12-12 it was anyone’s game entering the final quarter. Hammersmith played some good phases and the backs worked well to win some ball in Belsize territory, however they weren’t able to turn pressure to points, with a penalty, that would have taken the lead, being pushed just wide with 10 minutes to go.

The match would come down to the final play, as Belsize used a penalty to find touch deep in Hammer’s half. A (somewhat) straight lineout was mauled to withing a meter, and after a number of pick and go’s – Belsize were over, taking the points with the final blow of the whistle.

A fiercely contested match that could have gone either way, we look forward to the return fixture later on this year.